calalilies: my laptop screen is brighter than my future
raspberrying: How do I sit in my bed for the rest of my life but also become a billionaire at the same time
larryrickardfan: allmymetaphors: I don’t want to go to college but I also don’t want to NOT go to college What I really want is to stop existing but you can’t do that without dying and I don’t want to die either This is the most accurate post I have ever seen
stylesthirst: sorry but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin
me: feels lonely
me: isolates self
vvheaties: bitches call me nemo cause im always touchin the butt
theflavourofjacksdick: never trust people who sleep with their bedroom door open
i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out
zooeyclairedeschanel: why go out and be a third wheel when u can stay home and be a unicycle
Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.
me: will u grow
thighs: sure thang
why isn’t “too sad” a valid excuse to skip school and lay in my bed all day
camach0: does anyone else suddenly feel insanely insecure when someone incredibly attractive looks you in the eye
No Celebrity Ever: I think I'll fall in love with that screaming fan that's stalking me.