February 2013
calalilies:
my laptop screen is brighter than my future
raspberrying:
How do I sit in my bed for the rest of my life but also become a billionaire at the same time
January 2013
1 tag
larryrickardfan:
allmymetaphors:
I don’t want to go to college but I also don’t want to NOT go to college
What I really want is to stop existing but you can’t do that without dying and I don’t want to die either
This is the most accurate post I have ever seen
stylesthirst:
sorry but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin
me: feels lonely
me: isolates self
vvheaties:
bitches call me nemo cause im always touchin the butt
theflavourofjacksdick:
never trust people who sleep with their bedroom door open
i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out
zooeyclairedeschanel:
why go out and be a third wheel when u can stay home and be a unicycle
Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.
me: will u grow
hair: no
legs: no
boobs: no
mind: no
nails: no
stomach: okay
thighs: sure thang
why isn’t “too sad” a valid excuse to skip school and lay in my bed all day
camach0:
does anyone else suddenly feel insanely insecure when someone incredibly attractive looks you in the eye
No Celebrity Ever: I think I'll fall in love with that screaming fan that's stalking me.
