July 2012
andrewbreitel:
it’s okay if you hate me because i hate me more than you i win you lose
Watchhereswhatsmissing:
the cuteness, i just cant
“am I top or bottom” I whispered as we started a two player game of Mario Kart
heyidec:
can i try a 30 day free trial of being dead
americagiveup:
Despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late ’90s, if you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends.
billhitchert:
One time in like 5th grade Zac Efron said something like “I like chunky girls.” and so this really skinny girl in my class started gaining a bunch of weight and she ended up weighing like 300 pounds and she got diabetes and was in the hospital for a long time and the worst part was her name was Betty and people started calling her Diabetty
livin-la-vida-lokiii:
If the wallpaper on your phone is a picture of yourself i am judging you
