andrewbreitel: it’s okay if you hate me because i hate me more than you i win you lose
hereswhatsmissing: the cuteness, i just cant
“am I top or bottom” I whispered as we started a two player game of Mario Kart
heyidec: can i try a 30 day free trial of being dead
americagiveup: Despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late ’90s, if you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends.
billhitchert: One time in like 5th grade Zac Efron said something like “I like chunky girls.” and so this really skinny girl in my class started gaining a bunch of weight and she ended up weighing like 300 pounds and she got diabetes and was in the hospital for a long time and the worst part was her name was Betty and people started calling her Diabetty
livin-la-vida-lokiii: If the wallpaper on your phone is a picture of yourself i am judging you