August 2012
if you’re going to call me a bitch i need at least 5 reasons and examples with each one written in paragraph form with your name and date in the top right hand corner due monday
me halfway through straightening my hair: i don't want to do this anymore
me: wow could my thighs get any bigger *sits down*
me: apparently yes
the sexual tension between you and someone when you tell them to shutup and they say ‘make me’
me: that six year old will be hot when he's older
griefgod:
what if while your legs are asleep a murderer breaks into your house and you have to stanky leg away from him
where can i get one of those miley cyrus or ryan seacrest jobs where they just kind of pay you to exist
